tumblrbot asked: ROBOTS OR DINOSAURS?

Dinosaurs. 3 Jurassic Park movies have shown us we can overcome the threat they pose. 4 Terminator movies have shown us that we will all be slaves to the robot overlords.

urbanfuck:

urbanfuck:

urbanfuck:

anal sneezes are cute as shit

sorry iphone the word i was looking for was “animal” sneezes better luck next time

this is not what i want to be remembered for

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newaindulac:

animal-e:

PLEASE HELP US!!!!!! REBLOG THIS!!!!

FINALLY SOMETHING ABOUT BRAZIL’S SITUATION ON MY DASHBOARD

WE’RE LIVING A REVOLUTION! WE’VE BEEN IN AN ALMOST CIVIL WAR STATE FOR TWO WEEKS! WHAT THE HELL, FOREIGNERS? TALK ABOUT US!

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horray4hannah:

Why is this even an issue in today’s world.

ebb-and-fl0:

This^^ NO RIGHTS UNTIL WE ARE EQUAL!!

hyascinthe:

A 5-year-old girl who set up a lemonade stand across the street from the Westboro Baptist Church in Topeka, Kan., on Friday raised more than $1,000 in the name of peace. Jayden Sink, with more than a little help from her father, Jon, sold “Pink Lemonade for Peace” from her stand outside the Equality House, […]

This little girl has the heart of a lioness. I want to hug her and her dad for doing something that was so amazing, courageous… and sassy.

alaminatti:

OH MY FUCKING GOD YES @ EVERYONE OMFUCK

trustisafragilething:

The Daily Show - Left Behind: 

This is the best video ever! 

Samantha Bee, you rock!!